Talk:Crystal/@comment-64.188.132.238-20141218042503/@comment-24919668-20150128040135

Well, I mean the whole world is run by guns in nuclear throne, and Y.V. is a Gun God, therefore, Y.V. rules nuclear throne. Y.V. is Illumaniti, Y.V. is seen with crystal multiple times, therefore, Crystal has had connections with the illumaniti. Then we ask what is crystals max health, well, max health when having the Crown Of Revenge is 7, if the max health of Crystal is 21,then the concealed max health of 7, 21/7 is 3, therefore, Crystals max health, if it is 21, means that she definitely has relations with illumaniti, then comes the fact that she is one of the starting unlock able chracters, and that she is arguably the best starters chracter, these starting chracters obviously get the ultra mutations in their first run ever, so they see 21, the they play as another chracter, while playing a challenge cuz by the second time playing for the first time you do challenges, the challenge is to take Crown Of Revenge which takes a max health away, which is 7 and then, since they have seen the illumaniti, seen the 21/7, and seen, they have been illumaniti forever. So if Crystals max health is 21,then she makes, like, a huge amount of the Nuclear Throne new players, like mabye even...like 2 of them to followers of the illumaniti, i which case, she is a dick. But if her max health is 28, which is a very innocent number, she is fine. As well as beings amass murdrer.